Wednesday, August 31, 2005


i'm feeling very agitated today. it could be residual agitation from finding a turd on the carpet, all wrapped up in carpet fuzz. but i don't think that's what it is.

i think it's because one of my studies is getting systematically shut down by the department of mental health. yes. apparently if our subjects walk around with an ecg monitor on, the police will think they are suicide bombers and they'll get gunned down. also, it might spark a stampede that could kill 800+ people on a bridge. or something. i mean, here's a picture of the lifeshirt ecg monitor - and dennis hopper isn't actually the model, just his doppelganger.

all it really means is that i don't have all that much work to do anymore and it's making me really twitchy.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

i've made a terrible mistake

this is what it feels like to get a pet by accident, right? now there's something i have to love and take care of and feed and clean up after? man. i guess it's ok as long as someone else changes the diapers.